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Dec. 31st, 2009

[info]icanhaschzbrgr

fred at last new years party…



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fred at last new years party… we keep it around to remind him

happeh noo year! be safe tonite cheez frends!

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[info]icanhaschzbrgr

Classics: now with favorite buttons!



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picture: Melissa. lol caption: Melissa

We r adding favorite buttons 2 sum classic lolz, so u can favorite dem!

Check awt sum other classic lolz dat nao have favorite buttons!




[info]yummydeb

Happy New Year, Lovelies :-)

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[info]thebigsecret_nv

Keep Safe; 2010 Is Waiting For You!

Try not to look at tonight as your last (pre-back to the old diet grind) gasp. You don't really want to go into the New Year feeling bloated, unmotivated, and disgusted with yourself, do you? And, remember, alcohol clouds good judgement, and that's speaking from experience -- one glass of wine too many and I'll eat anything. Also keep in mind that liquid calories are sneaky; they creep up on you

[info]icanhaschzbrgr

Video: Kitteh Hates Pants



[info]apod

Spitzer s M101

Big, beautiful spiral galaxy M101 is one of the last Big, beautiful spiral galaxy M101 is one of the last


[info]1000awesome

#601 Getting through it


That was a tough one.

Come on in and stop for a second to shake your head, dust yourself off, and look back at how far you’ve come.

Sure, it’s been a long year. Some crushing lows slapped you and smacked you around. There were times your heart dipped and you squinted back tears while your stomach squeezed so tightly you couldn’t sleep. There were moments you walked around in a glossy-eyeball daze — when loved ones hurt, friends didn’t stay, or someone dear to your heart slowly drifted away.

Sleepless nights, stressful nights, with teething babies, slurring customers, bad bosses, bickering boyfriends, or blank computer screens. You were feeling and you were dealing and you were reeling and you were healing.

But as you walked your hard path down your long and bumpy road some little drops of confidence dripped like coffee into your head and into your heart. As you stumbled and got back up a quiet inner strength slowly seeped into your bones. And as you climbed over obstacles set in your way some relaxed satisfaction and growing self-awareness glimmered like bright lights at the bottom of your stomach.

Yes, this year changed you and grew you in so many ways you don’t even feel or notice yet. As you struggled you empathized, as you slipped you understood, as you worked you earned…

… as you looked you learned

… as you dared you grew

… … … and as you jumped you flew.

Your dreams are still focusing and your passion is growing. Your energy is still bubbling as your story keeps going.

You’ve been through so much and gained a year’s supply of experience along the way. You’re stronger than you were last year and stronger than you realize. Sure, there were times you bent, but you definitely didn’t break. There were times you caved, but you definitely didn’t flake.

Listen up: you got bigger, you got better, and you got the scars to prove it.

So stop for a second today to smile and look back at everything you’ve done this year… everything you’ve seen… everywhere you’ve been…

You’ve taken more illegal naps and had more blurry-eyed late nights.

You’ve danced to more wedding songs and smiled at more beautiful sights.

You’ve seen more scorching sunsets and heard more head-bopping songs.

You’ve tripped a few times, but baby, you kept rolling right along.

Yes, you’ve hugged more old friends and kissed some brand new pretty faces.

You’ve cheered more on the sidelines and visited some brand new pretty places.

You tasted more meals, you got more deals, and you’ve sniffed more flower blossoms.

And you made it all the way through this year because you’re so completely

AWESOME!

(Thanks for our first full year! If you’re feeling awesome, check out the book.)

Photos from: here, here, here, and here

Dec. 30th, 2009


[info]beavergirl1977

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  • 16:01 Getting new tires on my ride. Apparently the front ones will need to be replaced in a couple months. Oh joy! #

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[info]icanhaschzbrgr

SOME DAYS YOU GET FAST FOOD.



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SOME DAYS YOU GET FAST FOOD. SOME DAYS FAST FOOD GETS YOU.

wheerz mah toy?

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Don’t “Kitty Kitty” me.



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Don’t “Kitty Kitty” me. Am NOT getting down. Come get me.

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do not liek



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do not liek chunkee waddrz!

me neither.

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[info]devaretha in [info]naturalbirth

Question about co sleepers

Hi all, I'm wondering if you can give me some advice about brands/types of co sleepers that you'd recommend.

I'll be breastfeeding my son and want to co sleep with him, but our bed's a little crowded as it is (long,tall husband and long, tall, big-bellied me). I'd love to get a bigger bed, but our room is oddly shaped and won't accommodate a king sized bed. My solution is a co sleeper, but I don't want to spend a lot of money on something my son - who is not likely to be small - will outgrow in 6 months.

What kinds of co sleepers have worked for you? What brands are good quality/value?

TIA!

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[info]icanhaschzbrgr

Stealth Kitty 1 to Home Base:



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Stealth Kitty 1 to Home Base: It’s frickin cold. Over.

shudda worn ur sno bootz.

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[info]willsjoy in [info]naturalbirth

intro post

Hi, I'm Erin and I'm new. I am very unexpectedly pregnant with my second child, currently almost 8 weeks along. I joined this community because I am doing everything I can to plan for a natural birth this time. I really wanted one with my daugher, but I was induced at 35 weeks for supposed pre-E (which we now think, after talking to other OB's, was unecessary. great.). I handled the contractions well for awhile, but I was on mag and in bed and not allowed to move, so I gave up and had the epidural. The entire experience was hella traumatic and I really didn't think I was going to have to deal with it again so soon, but here I am. I am hoping that having the natural delivery I wanted with this one will undo some of the trauma of the first one.

All that being said, I am looking for a new OB. My mother is a nurse and has a couple that she wants me to interview, but I've been searching the internet for recommendations and can't find any so far. I'm a big girl too, so fat friendly is good. I'm in Maryland, about 30 minutes outside of Baltimore City, in Harford County. Homebirth is not an option for me, but midwives are. We really liked the hospital staff before, so that wasn't the problem. My overly cautious fat-phobic OB was the problem. If you know of any good OB's in the area, please let me know. 

Thanks everyone, hope to learn a lot here.

[info]icanhaschzbrgr

All I’m saying is, going to



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All I’m saying is, going to university might give you some other skills you can fall back on, just in case you DON’T get chosen to be a mutant ninja.

we awlreddee gotz teh part.

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[info]thebigsecret_nv

Big Enough For 2 2-point Margarita

Big Enough For 2 2-point Margarita1 can diet Sprite or Sierra Mist1 oz (2 TBS) lime juice1 ½ oz (1 jigger) Tequila2 tsp Crystal Light Lemonade Mix1 cup iceMix and shake. (If there's going to be a bar at your party, take along some Crystal Light Mix, slip it to the bartender, and ask him to make the drink for you.)1 serving: 100 calories; 2 points.2 servings: 50 calories; 1 point.

[info]icanhaschzbrgr

Video: Kitteh Vs. Straw



[info]apod

Rigel and the Witch Head Nebula

Double, double toil and trouble; Double, double toil and trouble;


[info]1000awesome

#602 Setting the new high score on a video game


It’s a big deal.

When I was a little kid my friends and I took pictures of the TV screen after setting new high scores. It was so important to us we’d even mail the photos to video game magazines hoping they’d splash them across their pages as a late-breaking scoop.

Two eight-year-olds defeat Bowser in epic battle

No-holds-barred streetfight in turtle-dragon-thing’s lair features fire balls and flying hammers

Yes, if you’ve been there you know the road to setting a new high score is paved with lots of swearing, thrown controllers, and empty soda cans. Blurry eyes, all-day bedhead, and expanding pit stains are the mark of these basement-dwelling champions.

Now, while cracking top spot at home offers a big rush, there’s something to be said about the rare moment you actually pull it off in an arcade.

After all, you’ve probably dumped a few buckets of quarters into the machine just to get to M. Bison, so the payoff is your treat for spending weeks of allowance and candy money. Also, you get to put your initials into the machine which means you can you can go with your actual initials, the AAA default, or the filthiest three-letter-word you know. Just make sure nobody unplugs the machine and have a couple witnesses so you’ve got proof of being the ASS at Tony’s Pizza Slice who racked up 171,000 points on Ms. Pac Man.

Setting a new high score on a video game is moment of total euphoria. Your heart speeds up and your brain flies off as you realize you’re making it big. Yes, you turned tightly on Rainbow Road, nailed a Tetris when the screen was full, and hit all the right notes on Cowboys from Hell.

The blisters, eyestrain, and malnutrition was worth it, you think to yourself, as you survey your dark and seedy den of empty chip bags, greasy pizza boxes, and dirty socks. And as that slow smile curls across your face make sure you take a moment to nod at the TV screen and bask in your glowing moment of guts and glory.

AWESOME!

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